Well, I don’t know how your 2019 ended, but I came back from Paris, and what do you know?
Mariah was #1 on the billboard hot 100 [totaling 19 singles; a record for a solo artist]
And she even stayed at the top spot in the first week of 2020 [which makes her the ONLY act to have scored #1 singles in 4 different decades!].
and if that’s not enough,
[Translated from the original post because you asked soooo nicely. take comfort from the untranslatable puns with a slice of cheesecake]
Sometimes in life there’s so much to do and so little time.
Like, for instance, after you go back to work after a 10-day-vacation abroad, only to find out that the air conditioner is clogged and the mixer is broken and we’re short on staff and inventory too and Shavuot is coming by leaps and bounds like Naomi Campbell stomping towards you on the runway and you’re Tyra banks and you have nowhere to run.
